There is a spider in my car.
I suspected one had taken up residence because I have had a couple of bites on the back of my leg below the knee. So of course he is waiting until I am driving and then being a sneaky bastard attacking when unavailable to swat the living hell at him.
I saw him yesterday. He is quite little but the havoc he leashed on me with his venom made a 4 inch wide welt that I proceeded to scratch until I had an open sore the size of Lake Michigan.
I might have used a hairbrush, steel wool, and sandpaper to get at that itch.
He's a jumper too. Yep.......I tried to do battle with him and he was bouncing around like Muhammad Ali in the ring.....shouting...
"If you ever dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize!"
Stay tuned for more updates as the quest for his death continues.
Meanwhile......we have more important things to talk about like Celerie Kemble's wallpaper collection for Schumacher.
I got a sneak peak of it the other day in the showroom. They let me in the back room.......it was all hush hush like buying knock off purses in China.
Don't dispare...there are plenty of pictures on the website now.
You can't tell in the pictures but they are very textured like grasscloth.
Hot House Flowers/Sisal
Probably my fav.
Ripple/Fog & Chalk
And the most fabulous of all......drum roll please.....
Stud Stripe/Natural Bronze
Yes...you are correct in your observation that it has tiny nail heads on it.
Mamma Say...Mamma Saw.....
Here are a few more.....
Schumacher just redid their show room......
That pillow fabric is off the charts.
And in the cream colorway....
Snap people....for real.
Ming Fret/ Cerise
These beautiful wools.....so soft. The windowpane is reversible to the herringbone.
This is a 1940's print brought back.
There is so much more...but you get the point.
I will keep you updated on #littleshitspider.
Going to a luncheon today at Mitchell Gold for all of the designers and sponsors who are working on my project at UMCH
Thank you so much again for your donations....hopefully I will have some updates soon on how I have been begging for sponsors and support.
Like I said....I have no pride when it comes to a good cause :)